Alzheimer’s test

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer : ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’ give up now and do something else….. Try not to hurt yourself……..If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink?

Answer : Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World…… However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer : Greenhouses are made from glass.    If you said ‘green bricks,’ why are you still reading these???…… If you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question 4.

4 Without using a  calculator: You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London ,  17 people get on the bus. In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and  9 people get on. In Swindon,  2 people get off and  4 get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and  16 people get on. In Swansea , 3 people get off and  5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off and  3 get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.. Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

Answer : Oh, for crying out loud!    Don’t you remember your own age?

It was YOU driving the bus!!

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

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Kuwaiti made ashtray

This is a purely made Kuwaiti ashtray, for the times when u need one; locally made from a can of soda.

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Get this whenever you need a bottle opener

Just hold the bottle to a door opener, and that’s it really. Voilla, ur bottle is open 🙂

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Egyptian chips found in Kuwait

When I was in Sharam a few years back, I got introduced to this new potato chips’ flavor of lemon and chili. And so ever since then, I always tell my friends to get me that whenever they go.

Well, guess what. When I was in the jam3iya gbl shway, I found the same flavor! And it’s also made in Egypt!! Ok, it’s not the same brand, but the chips is still fresh. Cool 🙂

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